It's a state of being, a frame of mind
It's a most befuddling thing
And to every being of every kind
It is discombooberating
You're wasting time resisting
You'll find the more you do
The more she'll keep insisting
Her him has got to be you

It's a rough game anyone knows
There are no rules, anything goes
There's no logical explanation
For this discomboomeration
It's a most bemuddling, most befuddling thing

There's no sensible explanation
For this discomboomeration
It's a most hodge-podgical
Most illogical
Most confusiling
Most bamboozling
Most befuddling thing