A Dragon and a dragon
I swear I saw a dragon
A green and seething fire-breathing
monster is in sight
With eyes of red and a lion's head
and wings as dark as night
Oh and he has a jaw of gleaming teeth
He's 50 feet in height

It's true and it's true
Oh and what are we to do?
It's true and it's true

He'll break us all in two
Oh and he's comin' in
his great big fin is right against the DOOR
So board up all the windows
And get down ON the floor

A dragon and a dragon
I swear I saw a dragon
His tail lashing
he'll be smashing every shop in town
With scaly feet he'll crack the streets
and tear the steeple down
It's not some loony dream
I heard a scream from Sheriff Brown

It's true and it's true
Oh and what are we to do?
It's true and it's true

Crowd
Old Lampie's in a stew

Lampie
A dragon and a dragon
I swear there was a dragon

Crowd
You're OFF your hinges
All those binges put you in a haze

Nora
You crazy fools and it's all your doggone
fault he's in a daze
Let go of me
Let go of me
and mend your wicked ways

Crowd
What makes you think and there ever was
There never was
There, never, never and ever was a dragon
There, never, never and ever was a dragon
There, never, never and ever was a dragon
There, never, never and ever was a dragon

There never, never, never and never...
was a dragon