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LIGHTNING MCQUEEN
MATER
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"Git-R-done!"
(14K)
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"I
don't care who you are. That's funny right there."
(33K)
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"That's
Frank." (51K)
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"Oh,
boy, you gotta admit that was fun!"
(49K)
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"Oh,
man, you get to work with Bessie! I'd give my left two lug nuts
for somethin' like 'at." (51K)
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"Man,
I know this may be a bad time right now, but, uh, you owe me
$32,000 in legal fees." (66K)
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"Holy
Shoot!" (20K)
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"Mornin',
Sleepin'
Beauty!" (23K)
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"Boy,
I was wonderin' when you was gonna wake up." (28K)
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"You're
funny! I like you already." (43K)
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"Ka-ching!"(16K)
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"Whee-hoo!
I'm the first one on the new road!" (45K)
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"I
swear, tractors is so dumb!" (52K)
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"I
taught him that. Ka-chow!" (27K)
- "Way
to go, buddy!" (17K)
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"It's
the ghost light!" (41K)
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"Boy,
I tell you what. I bet even the roads on the moon ain't this
smooth."(52K)
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"McQueen
and Sally parked beneath a tree,
k-i-s-somethin'-somethin'-somethin'-t!" (85K)
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"I'm
happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" (40K)
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"Oh,
dang." (14K)
SHERRIFF
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"What
in the blue blazes?"(22K)
- "Crazy
hot-rodder!" (19K)
- "Boy,
you're in a heap of trouble."(39K)
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"There
will be no bumpin', no cheatin', no spittin', no bitin', no road
rage, no mamin', no oil slickin', no pushin', no shovin', no
backstabbin', no road-hoggin' and no lollygaggin'."(139K)
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"Gentlemen,
start your engines!" (54K)
FILMORE
MACK
DOC
LUIGI
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"No!
No, no, no. You don't know what you want. Luigi know what you
want."(55K)
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"On
your mark, get set. Uno for the money, due for the show, tre to
get ready and quattro to... I can't believe it. Go!"(124K)
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"Huh?
Doc, the flag means go. Remember the fla-- Here we go. Go."(87K)
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"This
is it. My last offer. You buy one tire, I give you seven a snow
tires for free! Done. You're interested, you call me. You know
where I am." (100K)
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"Punch
me, Guido. Punch me in the face. This is the most glorious day
of my life. (He tips over.)"(76K)
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"Our
first real customer in years! I am filled with tears of ecstacy,
for this is the most glorious day of my life!"
(112K)
GUIDO
MATER AND LIGHTNING
SOUNDS
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Flo:
"Let's
cruise, baby!"
Ramone: "Low
and slow." (38K)
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Lizzie:
"You keep
talkin' to yourself,
people'll think you're crazy."
Lightning: "Thanks
for the tip."
Lizzie: "What?
I wasn't talkin' to you!" (84K)
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Sarge:
"(Reveille
plays shortly followed by Jimi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner.)
Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!"
Fillmore: "Respect
the classics, man. It's Hendrix!"
(187K)
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Sally Carrera:
"Come on, let's take a
drive."
Lightning: "A
drive?"
Sally: "Yeah,
a drive. Don't you big city racecars ever just take a
drive?"
Lightning: "Ah...
No, no we don't."
(106K)
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Lightning: "Alright,
Luigi, give me the best set of blackwalls you've got."
Luigi: "No!
No, no, no. You don't know what you want. Luigi know what you
want. Blackwall tires. They blend into the pavement. But a
this... whitewall tires! They say, 'Look at me! Here I am! Love
me.'"
Lightning: "Alright,
you're the expert." (286K)
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Luigi:
"What
did Luigi tell you, eh?"
Lightning: "Wow,
you were right. Better than a Ferrari, huh?"
Luigi: "Eh,
no." (88K)
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Lightning:
"Wow!
This organic fuel is great! Why haven't I heard about it
before?"
Fillmore: "It's
a conspiacy, man! The oil companies got a grip on the
government! They're feedin' us a bunch of lies, man."(134K)
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Luigi:
"I
have followed racing my entire life. My whole life!"
Lightning: "Then
you know who I am. I'm Lightning McQueen."
Luigi: "Lightning
McQueen?!"
Lightning: "Yes!
Yes!"
Luigi: "I
must scream it to the world! My excitement from the top of
someplace very high!"
Lightning: "Do
you know many Ferraris?"
Luigi: "No,
no, no, no. They race on the European circuit. I'm in the Piston
Cup! What?"
Lightning: "Luigi
follow only the Ferraris."(272K)
- Fillmore:
"I'm
telling you, man, every third blink is slower."
Sarge: "The
sixties weren't good to you, were they?" (98K)
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Lightning:
"Mack!
Mack! You're not Mack."
Red/Peterbuilt: "Mack?
I ain't no mack! I'm a Peterbuilt, for dang sake!" (121K)
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Red/Peterbuilt:
Turn
on your lights, you moron!" (28K)
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Luigi:
"My
friend Guidi, he dream to give a real racecar a pit stop."
Guido: "Pit
stop!"
Lightning: "Uh,
the race is only one lap, guys. Uno lappo! Don't need any help.
I work solo mio."
Luigi: "Fine,
race your way."
Lightning: "No
pit stoppo. Comprendo?"
Guido: "Okay."
(262K)
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Reporter (???):
"Was
Lightning McQueen your prisoner?"
Mater: "Shoot,
no! We're best buds! I ain't braggin' or nothin', but I was in
charge of hintin' him down if he tried to escape." (98K)
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Harv: "You're
everywhere, baby! Radio, TV, the papers! You can't buy this kind
of publicity! What do you need me for? That's just a figure of
speech, by the way. You signed a contract." (96K)
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Chick Hicks:
How do you think I'd look in Dinoco
blue? Dinoco blue!""
Lightning McQueen: "In
your dreams, Thunder."
Chick: "Yeah,
right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, 'Thunder'?"
Lightning: "You
know, 'cause thunder always comes after lightning. Ka-ping!
Ka-pow!" (151K)
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Mia:
"I'm
Mia!"
Tia: "I'm
Tia!"
Mia and Tia: "We're
like you'r biggest fans! Ka-chow!"
Lightning: "I
love being me." (80K)
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Lightning:
"Racecars
don't need headlights, because the track is always lit."
Dusty Rust-eze: "Yeah,
well, so is my brother, but he still needs headlights."
(85K)
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Dusty
Rust-eze: "Ladies
and gentlemen..."
Dusty and Rusty Rust-eze:
"...Lightning
McQueen!"
Car Voice: "Freebird!"
(95K)
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Harv:
"It
is such an honor to be your agent that it almost hurts me to
take ten percent of your winnings and merchandising and
ancillary rights in perpetuity. Anyway, what a race, huh champ?!
I did-- I didn't see it, but, I heard you were great."
(147K)
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Darrell Cartrip:
"Boogity, boogity,
boogity, boys. Let's go racin'!" (32K)
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Lightning:
"I
thought you said you'd never come back."
Doc: "Well, I
really didn't have a choice. Mater didn't get to say
goodbye."
Mater: "Goodbye!
Okay, I'm good." (97K)
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Doc:
"Guido!
Luigi! You're goin' up against professional pit crews, boys.
You're gonna have to be fast."
Luigi: "The
will not know what bit them!"(72K)
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Lizzie: "Hey,
Doc! Come look at this fellow on the radio. He looks just like
you."(64K)
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Doc:
"Float
like a Cadillac..."
Lightning: "Sting
like a Beemer!"
(30K)
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Bob Cutlass:
"Darrell,
is pushing on the last lap legal?"
Darrell Cartrip: "Hey,
man, he's not really pushin' him. He's just givin' him a little
bump draft." (73K)
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Fillmore:
"There's
a lotta love out there, you know, man?"
Sarge: "Don't
embarrass me, Fillmore." (54K)
- Chick:
"Hey,
how come the only one celebrating is me, huh? Where are the
girls? Bring on the confetti! (He gets pelted with confetti) Ow!
Ow! Easy with the confetti. What's goin' no? Come on, snap some
pictures. I gotta go sign my deal with Dinoco!" (131K)
- Minny
: "Oh,
for the love of Chrysler, can we please ask someone for
directions?"
Van: "No!
There's an on-ramp close! I know it! I can feel it! (Maniacal
laughter)" (128K)
- Hamm Car (John Ratzenberger):
"Hey, I hate to break up the
read rally, guys, but they're here! Birthday guests at three
o'clock!"
Mack: "Oh,
man! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' ya,
he's one great actor!"
Mike Car (Billy Crystal): "We're
banished, genius! Stuck here in this wasteland without
chains!"
Sullivan Truck (John Goodman): "But,
Mike, the Boomobile's in trouble! She needs our help!"
Mike Car: "You're
still not listening!"
Abominable Snow Plow (John
Ratzenberger): "Welcome
to the Himalayas! Snow cone?"
Mack: "Oh,
that Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian!"
Flik Car (Dave Foley): "Just
get in there. Go! Go, go, go! Circus cars? How can you be circus
cars?"
P.T. Flea Car (John
Ratzenberger): "These
are the lousiest circus cars in the world and they're gonna make
me rich!"
Mack: "Wait a
minute, here. They're just using the same actor over and over.
What kind of a cut-rate production is this?" (558K)
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