Cheshire Cat:"Can you stand on your head?"
Cheshire Cat:"Most everyone's MAD here ah ha ha ha ha....you may have noticed...that I'm not all there, myself...ah hmm hmm"
March Hare:"I have an excellent idea!....Let's change the subject!".
Tweedle Dum and Dee:"If you stay long enough we might have a battle!"
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee: " You are old Father William, the young man said...and your hair it's become very white"
Mad Hatter:"Butter? oh thank you butter...That's fine...Jam..I forgot all about the Jam..Mustard?!?...don't let's be silly...Lemon..that's different!... (his recipe to repair the White Rabbit's watch)
Mad Hatter:"Two days slow....that's what it is"
Caterpillar: "How doth the little crocodile...improve his shining tail...and pour the waters of the Nile...on every golden scale...How cheerfully he seems to grin...how neatly spread his claws...and welcomes little fishies in...with gently...smiling jaws"
Caterpillar: "What is your problem?
Caterpillar:"Who....R......U.....?"
Mad Hatter: "Something seems to be troubling you won't you tell us all about it?" March Hare: "Start at the beginning!" Mad Hatter:"Yes, yes....and when you come to the end.....STOP!"